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About: Texts Last Night: (TLN) For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters in the wee hours of the morning. Texts Last Night collects reader-submitted everyday text messages from the night before likely to happen to anyone and publishes them on the site by area code (###) written exclusively by our users for your reading pleasure. We prefer single texts messages, not whole conversations. We also reserve the right to take only portions of text conversations to approve without posting the entire text. Not because the whole conversation isn't funny, but the best and funniest text messages are those that we all can relate to. Also no names necessary we only ask for the area code of your text messages. Got any text messages from last night you shouldn't have sent? Be warned, your SMS ramblings may just end up here on Texts From Last Night ;) (TLN)

(949): What do you require baby? (949): Lots of lube (949): Fuck i meant Love ***** (949): Or both

(254): Would it be weird of I asked him if he was circumcised? (1-254): No... I just asked my boyfriend if I could give him head after we just had a horrible emotional discussion

(917): I've got double d's that are calling you're name ;) (1-917): Well put a shirt over them, the game is on

(318): Dude last night was epic shit. Like bigger than anything we ever did. People lost articles of clothing in the club

(440): Everyone was so shocked to hear that she was a virgin they were speechless. I said I could cure that problem for her and we hooked up. It was that simple.

(817): Ultimate walk of shame, had to walk 3 houses down and across the street in nothin but a towel while the neighbors family was outside staring

(925): she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"

(427): I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.

(510): In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...

(910): I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both

(757): I believe some people would call last night an orgy.

(619): Be still, my beating vagina.

(612): The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.

(831): She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs

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