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About: Texts Last Night: (TLN) For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters in the wee hours of the morning. Texts Last Night collects reader-submitted everyday text messages from the night before likely to happen to anyone and publishes them on the site by area code (###) written exclusively by our users for your reading pleasure. We prefer single texts messages, not whole conversations. We also reserve the right to take only portions of text conversations to approve without posting the entire text. Not because the whole conversation isn't funny, but the best and funniest text messages are those that we all can relate to. Also no names necessary we only ask for the area code of your text messages. Got any text messages from last night you shouldn't have sent? Be warned, your SMS ramblings may just end up here on Texts From Last Night ;) (TLN)

(678): Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.

(813): We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.

(724): Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.

(270): My brother randomly told me that unless he's wearing underwear, his jungle of pubic hair would get caught in his zipper. Thanks for the lovely visual.

(414): I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.

(925): Haha I'm already in my puss (925): Pjs** that was an awkward auto correct

(917): about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well

(304): Listen... I don't think you understand how my fuckability meter works.

(919): My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.

(714): Haha I forgive you! Sooo... this may be awkward but I gotta say it. Uh.. I don't remember pulling out last night. (1-714): hahah i figured you didn't, it's cool.

(210): i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.

(530): Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(

(516): no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"

(304): She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments

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