Texts from Arizona State University

About: Texts Last Night: (TLN) For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters in the wee hours of the morning. Texts Last Night collects reader-submitted everyday text messages from the night before likely to happen to anyone and publishes them on the site by area code (###) written exclusively by our users for your reading pleasure. We prefer single texts messages, not whole conversations. We also reserve the right to take only portions of text conversations to approve without posting the entire text. Not because the whole conversation isn't funny, but the best and funniest text messages are those that we all can relate to. Also no names necessary we only ask for the area code of your text messages. Got any text messages from last night you shouldn't have sent? Be warned, your SMS ramblings may just end up here on Texts From Last Night ;) (TLN)

(602): your devilish good looks in that picture combined with the picture of everclear makes me want to build a time machine to get there faster

(818): Sorry it took so long to text u back man....I just stared at the wall for like 20 mins, I'm way to high

(480): Omg......there's 2 fat chicks now....please hurry....

(480): My gyno said to not have intercourse for at least 48 hours before our appointment. My appointment is Saturday afternoon; do you think she'll know? Because I don't think I can do that.

(480): I wish I could change my relationship status to "____'s dirty mistress".

(480): I didn't know who it was I woke up next to or which clothes were mine... I just put on the pants that smelled the least like ass and got the fuck out of there!

(303): Send naked pics. I'd send you some as a trade but I don't think you want to see me naked as much as I want to see you naked

(480): Came back with a bucket of KFC tonight...the problem is that there were only bones left

(480): I love pussy! Just not the crazy attached to it

(951): HURRY! I got vodka over and a bottle of Tony!!! (immediate 2nd text) Oooops...i meant Tony is over and a bottle of vodka...lol well most of it anyway.

(602): watching 16 pregnant, the mom said ' you're going to have to live with her 18years plus college.' i feel so happy i made it this year w/o getn pregnant!

(602): shes definitely cheating. I found used condoms by her bed texts from a guy on her phone telling him I cant satisfy her. And he called me a pussy! I'm going to her house tonight to do her laundry and we're gonna have a serious talk. I luv her dude!

(115): you made me pop a vein in my eye, but don't worry vodka, you're still my best friend.

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