(714): Eh ok. Paint a picture of my gine and envision it free and frolicking

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(559): (925) I literally considered taking a taxi home this morning, THAT hungover (559) dude you live 4 houses down

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(714): me "r u able to walk?" her "not normally. I thought that whole bow legged thing was a joke. It's kinda not"

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(843): He was drunk and let two girls punch him in the arm repeatedly, ripped down my Taylor Swift poster, then hugged the toilet before passing out and puking in his bed.

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(714): I just walked in on my parents reading High Times while smoking a fatty...

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(714): quote of the week from your little brother: You know, I'm usually throwing up by now. I love beer.

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(760): So i just had like 20 beers! and this girl asked me to fuck...in the middle of foreplay she asked if she could lick my asshole so i said yes..not realizing i had to fart..but it just went out..and one of my dingle berries slapped her nose..im so fucked! lmao! do you think she'll still give me head?!

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(562): dude korean bbq last night high last night was awesome. it was like stoner arts and crafts hahahah

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(562): is there a reason y u sent me a picture of someone's crotch

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