(703): Hey bro check your back pocket for the handcuff key from last night....the ones you insisted I use to cuff myself to the girl I knocked up last night. Which reminds me, we need to have a serious "wing-man" talk when I get back.

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(310): What's Wallmart? Do they sell wall's there?

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(661): this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.

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(561): Im pregnant, and its your baby! are you serious? thats it im done wit u, were over It was only an april fools joke asshole

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(213): Free long distance and international calls on callarc.com directly from your mobile.

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(124): I just made her ass hurt more than she ever imagined. i am the king of ass fuckin!

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(613): (1) Dude! did you get laid! (2) we played just the tip, soo... (1) awe you pussy (2) dude, you know that when you play Just the Tip, it's never "just the tip"

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(900): dude, there's this mixxxed races asian chick who just gave me the best sex ever. where you at bro?

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