(616): fuck... im so overwhelmed right now... this is like wen fucking marlin finds nemo!!!! AHHHHHH yes... this is epic shit.

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(209): I swear the only thing i remember was her boobs.. Its like they were WATERMELONS! I just wanted to bury myself in them and hide in there!

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(970): ....and I'm kinda schammered at her house and her husband is sexy so sorry if I taint the family name tonight mom :/

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(970): Played kings cup last night, 4s are for whores, so I managed to slip the 4 back in the pile numerous times...needless to say the chicks got drunk, and we got laid

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(720): The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.

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(970): No worries ya got the paper done test raped me and now im drunk and trying to learn how to ride a bicycle

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(970): (970): Why did you hang up on me last night? (1-970): You said that charizard and blastoise had been fighting for two hours, and that you were going to take me "live to the interview"

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(303): FUCK YOU SEXUAL HORMONES!!!!!

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(616): NO!! he was being obnoxious and asked me if i wanted to suck his cock tonight... i sad im sorry i cant, im religious. i cant eat meat on friday.. really he was just nasty. (283): AHAHAHA im using that one

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(970): Dude... I have no idea how to go about pooping

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