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(631): my name is jim, and last night i lost my virginity to my mother...score?

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(780): So... she thought she could bend a hard penis the same way she could bend a soft one...ya...

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(616): When you can relate all of your bathroom soaps and perfumes to different kinds and flavors of vodka, you know you go to college.

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  • Yes I will have this!
    Pic from (843)
  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
  • Coming over?
    Pic from (207)
  • do u like yellow
    Pic from (509)
  • Who doesn't love strippers
    Pic from (859)
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    Pic from (421)
  • See them cigs (254): Foggier
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  • Happy Birthday!
    Pic from (918)
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    Pic from (877)
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    Pic from (972)
  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
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    Pic from (386)
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    Pic from (713)
  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
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