Texts from Louisiana State University

About: Texts Last Night: (TLN) For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters in the wee hours of the morning. Texts Last Night collects reader-submitted everyday text messages from the night before likely to happen to anyone and publishes them on the site by area code (###) written exclusively by our users for your reading pleasure. We prefer single texts messages, not whole conversations. We also reserve the right to take only portions of text conversations to approve without posting the entire text. Not because the whole conversation isn't funny, but the best and funniest text messages are those that we all can relate to. Also no names necessary we only ask for the area code of your text messages. Got any text messages from last night you shouldn't have sent? Be warned, your SMS ramblings may just end up here on Texts From Last Night ;) (TLN)

(318): I juat faceplanted into hte ground. jut strate upp fell outta myy chair.

(504): lets get naked?

(225): Sent: hey girl,i was so barred out last night, what happened? Recvd: you threw up in my bong, i think we're done here.

(318): the guy i was hooking up with went to the bathroom and met up with josh, josh offered to give him a condom but he turned it down saying he had one in the car. he failed to mention to josh that he couldn't get it up. i guess he left it in the car just incase there was a flat.

(504): You would have been so proud of me last night. I was told I should be embarrassed but no one should be embarrassed for being this awesome.

(990): i was on my knees, sucking him off, then all of sudden i get " hey..heyy.. do you have a condom"?....... definitely gay...that was the end of that

(225): Rcv: My mom told me she found my drugs, is it weird i was excited because she only found my pot, fail win?

(504): sooooo i went to send my bf a video of me fingering myself while he was out of town cause i missed him sooo much, well i accidentally posted it on facebook.... now it's been emailed half way around the SEC

(985): If you tell her I will skin you, with my dick and it's blunt. Jesus did the bartender just hand me another scotch??

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