(317): well idk, maybe if you'd stop asking the cop if the weed you just smoked would show up on the breathalyzer, you wouldn't keep getting arrested.

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(573): (Sent) Last Night Was Quality! Your Pussy Was So Wet I Thought Id Drown In It! (Revived) Did You Mean To Send This To Jenna, This Is Your Mom You Idiot!

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(443): Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.

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(501): He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.

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(317): (317 S) Dude, i just woke up colored in green sharpie next to 2 girls who r dressed a lot like tinkerbell and there is glitter EVERYWHERE!! wut the hell hapened last nite? (317 R) You forgot that the party theme was Disney so u colored urself green and saying u were peter pan and that u could fly, and u hooker up with the tinkerbells. And about the glitter, u mite be pooping out a gemstone later today...

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(812): i could imagine my drunk ass so schwasted i could drown in the sand

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(765): this kids FB status is playin nazi zobies then goin on a booze cruies....Where's the FB Police when you need em??

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