(205): I broke his windshield during sex last night.THAT GOOD!

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(280): What a DICK, Shit thats a Mirror!

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(205): I really thought I was an indian. I introduced myself to everyone as Pocahontas the playful mischievous indian. And when it was time for me to pass out I refused to take my indian costume off.

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(205): Yeaaaah & last night at Delta Chi's Indian party some guy, who wasn't even in a fraternity tried to roofie my drink.. Right in front of me! He wasn't even sneaky about it at all! So when he gave it to me I walked away and gave it to some random dude who drank it..

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(205): Received: Where are you? Do you want me to come get you? Sent: I'm at Tom's. I'm too drunk to leave my body on the side of the road!

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(518): you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"

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(205): hey man how's it hangin? Rec...short,stuby,and to the left.

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(269): I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we start drinking, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.

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(205): Talk dirty bitch!!! Im gonna fuckin pull your hair out while im tearin your pussy up from the back! And im gonna bite your ass all over while you scream for more

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(205): But im a whore andi like to do it on the sea shore while i drink a few more maybe even four the size of the door even like golore or juicy couture fuck a nigga how about a fuckin duck my nigga how about this cock nigga pass the blunt lookin all kunt like casper in a massacre lost in her own shit she is like omitt

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(205): but yes, sex is the best. it is amazing civilization advanced as far as it did with an overwhelming distraction.

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