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(661): Dude... you were running around dressed as Zeus throwing cardboard lightning bolts at people

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(420): YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SHOULD DO FOR MY DRUNK TEXTS ADD THIS IN THE "MORE DEBAUCHERY" what? THEY SHOULD HAVE MY4:20PMTEXTS.COM -i think thats the smartest thing you've said all dayy.

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(420): dude what happen to me last night? -WELL, you said that you have decided to make all the spiders in my backyard high off smoke because you believe everyone should be high and chill too and have a nice journey. but when you came back you looked like you smoked straight for 6 hours. foo you were done. -hey those muthafuckas are crazy they need to get high and get hungry and starve to death. THEY KILL

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(420): Aye homie come with me to 7-11 for some stokes. -what you mean we got 2 left for me and you. maybe you should stop drinking and doing either lighting the cigg the wrong way or breaking them in anyway and putting the remains right in the middle of the fucking table. -then that means you can stay sober with the ciggs in your pocket so me or anyone else doesnt break them and you can even light it for us and stick it in our mouths if you know what i mean. *whispers, HOTTIE ALLERT*

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