(813): pahaha epic. your "i just saw your dick" face is the same as my disappointed face

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(352): Wanna go bowling? (407) Is that like on wii?

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(407): (sent) Where are my clothes and why am I wearing a teke jersey and some guys bathing suit (rec) I don't even know where to begin with last night! Not a very classy night. You totally had sex with ___ and stole his clothes. He took a picture of you and sent it to ur boyfriend. You guys broke up and said u were dating ___ but later he said u weren't. I have no idea if u guys are dating or not. You should never drink tequila ever again cuz it makes you a total slut lol.

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(407): bought 6 somberos for cinco de mayo tomorrow already planning on loosing 5 of them drunkly...... thats being prepared

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(407): You spun around in circles looking for your car, stopped spinning, assumed that you teleported to my house and starting spinning again, attempting to teleport home.

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(407): I'm in jail. I just got a DUI.

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(407): There are zombies everywhere covered in chocolate syrup eating fried chicken.

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(407): (snt) Why wont this window shade open? (rec) thats a door

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(407): Whats wrong with your time machine?

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(407): im gonna go get my phone charger out of the fridge

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(407): Knowing the alphabet backwards almost as good as I know it forwards has once again got me off the hook from friends giving me a sobriety test for me to drive home drunk.

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(407): Shove your clit down me

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(407): I got pulled over on my bike! WTF?

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(561): (sent): So his dad walks in while he was giving me a tit job.He starts yelling and screaming and going on about me getting pregnant. (rcvd): so i guess your not coming over for awhile? (sent): sorry:\

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