(203): So he was goodlooking when i took him home with me...i wake up the next moring to find out i slept with a Franklin the turtle look alike" i am very dissapointed.

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(203): i woke up with a guy that looks like a turtle sleeping next to me.... wtf happened ?

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(860): i woke up with a guy that looks like a turtle sleeping next to me, wtf happened ?

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(203): (203): Yo, lets clambake your tent tomorrow night (203): No, i'm a vegetarian

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(676): you probably get this a lot, but is this the real ceasar's palace?

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(774): (rec'd:) listened to the Scissor Sisters' sneak preview "Invisible Light" and thought it had a decent sound to it, and then the chorus hit and Jake came in at the end half with that thing he does and i "squee"-d out loud (Sent:) I don't know what this means, but i'm lol'n

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(203): we just bought captain crunch cereal and i almost want to hide it because if i dont, drunk me will eat it all tonight and sober me will have to go hungry in the a.m.

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(860): what the fuck did i do last night? i woke up with my worst hangover in years, 3 blondes in my bed and a feather duster half way up my ass.

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(060): U think u have mono!?!?!?! Wtf!

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(860): Just walked in on my girlfriends brother masturbating to "One step at a Time" hes 10...

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