Worst nights of today

(201): I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american

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(678): Are you still pissed at me? The reality is this...it would have died in 3 or 4 years anyway. We were just moving things along a bit.

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(+44): (sent) WARNING! do NOT drink the milk! i repeat! DO NOT drink the milk! there may be some of my milk in there (rec'v) its hardly a warning if you text me that at 1pm after i've had my morning coffee and cerial. douchebag!

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(814): i kept askin him for PEPSI n he kept tellin me he didn have any! after an hr i had to tell him that pepsi means Please Enter Penis Slowly Inside. am i the only person that knows this!

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