(208): I know i said he has a small penis, but we just had seriously the best sex i have had all year. I came 3 times in the first ten min alone. AMAZING!!!

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(208): 208-(sent)dude, i was sittin on the swing watching the drunk people trip over themselves. stoned off my fuckin ass....1-208 recvd) AND?? 208-sent) this cop asked me if i was i was retarded because i was sittin there like a 8 year old. i told him "naw" and asked him to give me an underdog.... 1-208-recvd) who bailed you out? 208-haha, he fuckin did it and told me to lay off the reefer. best night ever :)

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(208): I cant find my clothes.. Am I so weak that 5 MGD 64's can do this to me???

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(208): Dude i was just having phone sex with his chick and thought i pressed ignore when my mom was on the other line but turns out i told mom i want to finger her wet p***y.......eek

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(208): Who knew one little first kiss would lead to fucking in a car? :P

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(208): how do you say i want to have frequent casual sex with you in a classy way? ;)

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(208): (S) dude, were playing baseball with a watermelon and a samuria sword, get over here. (R) i'm at work bro, save me one.

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(208): (208)you should send me a picture for when you call...and a naked one for me. (714)you have a boyfriend...you're not getting a naked picture. (208)ive already seen you naked before though. and ill show it to him too. (714)not happening.

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(208): know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing

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(208): When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome

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(208): She texted me "I .have a frigeodyicha". I told her I have no clue what a "frigeodyicha" was but I'd take care of it for her :)

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(208): She sent me this, "I .have a frigeodyicha". I told her I have no clue what a frigeodychia is but I'll take care of it for her. :)

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(208): The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"

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(208): (S) dude i'm locking all my food in my room. (R) dude, i'm sorry but i'm a fucking Ninja (S) ya but if the Ninja eats the fat kids food the Ninja is getting kicked out of the house

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