(254): His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!

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(254): In laymen's terms don't fucking drive! (1-254): Who is laymen??!? (254): Laymen is an idiot...

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(254): You rem back in the day when facebook had "how you knew" the person you were adding as a friend? Well what cayigory would fuck buddy / dealer / suger daddy fall under? (1-254): Haha "we hooked up once!" in multiple venues

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(254): Why is there something about you that makes me want to talk and hang out with you? And don't say your penis

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(254): (254) I am totally going to pre-game to watch this season of intervention.... (1254) Wow...thats dedication....or alcoholism (254) I know...I am hoping you will make me famous and sign me up for the show!

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(254): (Sent)7 out of the 10 days I was there I was high. Hawaii was more like Highwaii for me. (Received) I'd rather go to Highwaii then Hawaii any day.

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(254): I think I just threw up on my record player.

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(254): Is it immature to admit when you've queefed?

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(254): There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.

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(254): we just teamed a girl in the bathroom at the mall!

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(254): People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...

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(254): I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time

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(254): dude, have i ever told you how much i love bi chicks?

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(254): hahaha ur gayyyy

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