(301): He better be ready because this sex kitten is ready to play.

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(301): i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.

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(301): i'm like topless and being taken advcantage of

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(301): Oh ok so I was drinking with oh fuck I forgot

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(301): I dont know whats worse the fact the the condom broke during sex..or my dino silly band! tragic!

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(301): they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.

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(301): you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.

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(301): I was at an all guys party with my best friend. We were drunk and they dared us to taste eachothers pussy and we did it. She mustve enjoyed it too, because later that night I spent the night at her house and I woke up to find her eating my pussy out, this went on for hours!!!! And to make it worse she recording it and sent it to all the guys at the party

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(301): i love you

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(301): HER VAG HAD A YELLOWISH TINT. i did not touch it. but i sanitized just in case.

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(301): If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me? (513): Get out now.

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(301): Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.

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(301): It's ok to hook up with an ugly chick as long as I yell SLAYER!!! at some point, because Slayer makes everything metal and if it's metal it can't be wrong

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(301): my dog got her period.. idk what to do.. all i have is tampons,

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