(303): I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.

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(303): If you say jesus backwards it sounds like sausage. best. discovery.ever.

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(303): Pst...your parents are asleep

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(303): Are we going to eat him? Because linus siad only 5% of the population can om nom nom people and not go crazy

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(303): Imma be imma bee up all on this cop. Go jurassic park on everyone's ass for me! Andd don't take that too literall

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(303): I'll bring pot!!! Pitch, too. And a hat maybe!

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(303): And my mind is having a party and won't let me sleep.

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(303): It wasn't that I was lost, I just wondered if I were going the right way

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(303): You can't tell me my mouth feels better then my vagina (r)-Have you ever felt the back of your throat?

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(303): She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.

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(303): As i log in to porn hub.. to jack off i see my girlfriend on a porn sight.

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(303): i walk into the kitchen 2 hours past curfew where my mom is making french toast and singing to lady gaga, am I blazed as fuck or what?!

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(303): you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you

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(303): (303) fucked her, all drunk (303) and threw up mid sex (303) and she left (832) haha atta boy

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