Texts from 310

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TEXTS FROM 310

(310): Shit my grandma and grandpa just hot boxed their 5th wheel

(310): B: What's a quick way to make money? A: Quick Money? Lol labor ready. B: lol like in one day A: lol nothing legal....selling plasma? B: It's broken A: Whats broken? B: Isnt that what you said the TV" A: blood plasma dork

(310): you feel back in the pool like 287 times crying (1-310):BULLLLLLLLSHIIIIIT otherwise my hair would be smelling like alcohol duh! (310): smell your hair (1-310): oh

(310): i remember a needle. i dont remember the ink...shit

(310): I figured Tila Tequila's demographic was insane clowns. Who knew they'd throw rocks, bottles and sewage infused watermelons at her on stage. It just doesn't make sense.

(310): He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.

(310): (310) sooo... i was thinking you should sell me your tv... lol (-310) well i was thinking i should fuck your brains out (310) after u sell me your tv???? =)

(310): Sooo.... i was thinking you should sell me your tv lol

(310): she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex (1-310): wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh

(310): It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations

(310): He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.

(310): As we were having sex she kept saying that i'm her Edward and she wants me to suck her blood....

(310): thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee! (1-310): you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?

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