(405): Hey I'm bored and I'm drunk and want sex and I'm in a different chair. Ha!

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(405): i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it. (1-405): i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "

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(405): what if I just pull my vcard out of my wallet and am like here take this

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(405): Are you still making out with your water bottle?

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(405): it was a classy orgy

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(405): Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me

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(405): REC: i love scotch SENT:??Ugh that sappy love word REC:??I mean it though SENT:??Well atleast the scotch feels warm an fuzzy inside

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(405): he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.

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(405): I've got my rainboots on. (1-405) Why do you have rainboots on? It's 5 in the morning. (405) Yes I got some on, they look so cute! (1-405) You're a guy...

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(405): you should come over... reply... give me three good reasons.... 1. ur blue eyes and red hair is sexy as hell 2. ur kinky smile when u crinkle ur nose turns me on 3. just picturing you begging me to fuck u makes me hard...

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(405): (rec) ugh, this room smells like him and vomit... oh yeah I vomited on his junk by accident (sent) smooth move agent cool

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(405): Watched the karate kid drunk. When Jackie chan told that smith kid "jacket off" I laughed so hard. He was yelling "jacket off" at a little kid!

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(405): (rec) Memphis is running away. (sent) aww... good for him. (sec) No good bad

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(405): I drank with my best friend one night. she was flirting with me, and I went to kiss her.. the next morning I woke in the hospital finding out I fell over the balcony at the hotel.

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