(410): Me- uh dude, you dropped a dollar. guy at hardees- man Im so high on cocaine right now it doesnt even matter!

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(410): She gotta cuervo fetish, she gotta vodka problem, that girl's an alcoholic, she only mess with bottles, she gotta beer fetish, she gotta wine problem, she got a drinking problem, that girl's an alcoholic.

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(410): S> You are all pretty much soulless fucks. I'm talking to tln, not you

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(410): my cat is named jude, he wants sum vadka so do i , i want sum more vodka

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(410): my mom must have a van and its blue, i smell like cigs bitxhes

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(410): forest gump must had been drunk cus i feel like running

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(410): my forehead feels angry

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(410): So I saw the pics from brads...my favorite is the one where brocks pretending to do me. I was rockin the vest though right?

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(410): WAIT turn the flash off...you might blind it

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(410): yeah, i fell over like 6 times when i was on the phone to him and he didn't even realise, damn i've gotten good at silently embarassing myself after a few too many

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(410): She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.

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(410): She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with

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(410): dude it was like the carfax for women. It basically was sayin this girl got around the block and this one got rear ended...This information, priceless.

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(410): I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx

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