(423): "bring me another beer when you come back damn it, i'm gonna be on my drunk text tonight even if i end up dead, you wait and see."

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(423): it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.

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(423): I love lamp.

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(423): I just left a store that only sold liquor and pregnancy tests. It's like it was created for me.

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(423): So, I had buttsex for the first time last weekend. Since then, my shits haven't been completely solid. Do you think these two things are pissibly related?

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(423): I chased my cat up the stairs screaming "RUN AWAY FROM THE LIGHT NOODLE!!!!"

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(423): i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.

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(423): So...I woke up on my porch...in my underwear...and the dog running loose...karen wasn't here, so I consider that a win.

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(423): so we played circle of death driving home from hilton head, except we did it with clothes .. i thought we got truckers to honk alot when we were little..

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(423): you just got a tattoo with an electric toothbrush on a bus while watching highschool musical. Welcome to your first summer as a college undergrad.

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(423): WTF? I just woke up naked at the wrong end of the bed with cartoons on tv. Also, I had texts from about 6 different people asking what happened last night.

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(423): Hahaha i filled her head with worthless lies just so i can smashhhh

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(423): The good news is that i dscovered how much i have to drink to lose my gag reflex.

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(423): so midsex i looked at her and realized she looked like a female version of my cousin

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