Texts from 484

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TEXTS FROM 484

(484): Sent- I had a vision that cream cheese and peanut butter were dancing together and they rapidly changed into sliced cheese and peanuts as they danced Rec- Where are you, who are you with, and how high are you Sent- Im at home lol and I'm completely normal

(484): it was either you or maria, i don't think i would have licked anyone else...

(484): You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"

(484): I just realized that the day before tubbys wedding was the second time ive been drunk twice in the same day...am i an alcoholic? (973) No, you're just earning your M.A. in partying

(484): I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"

(484): dude he told me he liked the sound my belly button ring made when i bounced up and down. im not even sure if he was paying attion to anything else.

(484): Ask politely. (610): Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you? (484): Thats good enough.

(484): Rec: Call me the creeper, you're the one with a room filled with dildos and jarred penises

(484): Sent: I just told my one friend that I just had an almost-dream that the medicine for herpes was also a cereal. And it was cinnamon-y Rec'd: Why don't I get your herpes-based cereal texts?! >:o

(484): I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.

(484): Kara called, and when I answered it he smiled and chose to start eating me out instead of waiting for me to finish talking. Needless to say, Kara's story immediately become much less interesting.

(484): Saved by the rainbow. :D Just came out of the closet to my newest creeper, I think I'm safe.

(484): When the cop got there, he told us to turn it down or shut it down. Maria responded with "Hi Officer Sanchez!" and he responded "Oh, Hi Maria..."

(484): (sent) i'm so drunk and high I wanted gatoraide so I took a frozen one and put it in the microwave. I started crying when my mom took it away and wouldn't let me have it. (rec'd) woww... I love your mom!

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