(516): When I diss you, your mom defends you. But when you diss me my mom agrees with you! As far as I'm concerned that's bad parenting on my mother's part.

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(516): I've missed you so much that when school starts on tuesday, I'm going to make a beeline for you and if we have sex in the janitors closet again...so be it. (516) I have no objections, but let's make sure the water buckets are all out of the way this time...

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(516): fun fact: bootycall came over last night; just woke up to more than half my family at my house; this is a sick and twisted walk of shame to my own fridge. He's still passed out in my bed, I can't wait to see how he handles this one. Now we sit and waittttt! Bahaha; my cousin looked at me and went "damn cuzzz, you smell like alcohol and bad decisions" ; then proceeded to highfive me.... with a beer in his hand.

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(516): I dont even know dude, i went back to my room, blacked out and woke up on a bus going to harvard

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(516): (sent) he's got two cats, a black one and a white one (reply) aww wha are there names? (sent) ivory, and guess the other (reply) ebony? thats lame (sent) nope, its nigger cat. (reply) muahahahaaa

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(516): we convinced you that your phone was gunna blow up and we coiunted down from 5 and when 1 came you threw your phone across the room, that high

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(516): The snozberries taste like snozberries! (801): Lmfaoo what I want to know is what ur licking (516): Your sisters pussy (801): Dude u asshole! (516): Nomb nomb nomb

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(516): The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".

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(516): Dad...Mom just woke me up and asked me if she could borrow my bustier, handcuffs, and my one of my trojan fire and ice condoms. How many tequila shots did you have to give her for that one?

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(516): I was having sex with him and he slapped my ass and kept asking me if I was a naughty girl who needed to get spanked. I don't know how it doesn't hurt you to sit down.

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(516): LOL. and i couldnt sleep last night because I thought your sister was actually going to kill me in my sleep with a pillow.

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(516): she accidently peed on her dog so she decided to give her a bath at 3 am.....

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(516): Kelly, I think I just said excuse me to your dog, he looked at me, and then moved. Wierd?

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(516): "Lol so a school friend of mine said "fuck dude the cops here, let's goo puff" so we dipped to go puff. Win."-rob

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