Texts from 518

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TEXTS FROM 518

(518): This morning i took a shit and it smelled like straight alcohol. Like if i ate my shit i would be black out. Probably 60 % i would say.

(518): As slutty as this sounds i didn't even bother taking my plan b the next morning because i knew it was just going to happen the next night. so i decided to wait the three days just to make sure. that shits expensive.

(518): she got arrested for being at a party the cops found out cuz some dude had to piss and called the cops on the guy in the bathroom

(518): he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."

(518): so i was trying to sneak into my bedroom window on my frnt porch coming home at 6am. my mom opened the door and found me standing there doing my best to stand wearing nothing but my superhero boxers. I think I hit rock bottom as a alcoholic...

(518): You started crying when the cops showed up to tell us to turn down the noise. You begged them not to tell your mom on you.

(518): it was gross it was worse then a camel toe she had a 4 leaf clover!!!

(518): i was busting your ass about getting it up the ass and now look who's getting it.ME!

(518): (H) omfg everything in this friggen house is mine besides the damn t.v. I feel so bad taking everything! (B) : ( well at least he has all his star wars stuff? (H) lmao! true true, he'll be cuddling with Yoda when I get home I swear!

(518): OMFG everything in this friggen house is mine besides the damn T.V. I feel so bad taking everything : ( Well at least he has all his Star Wars stuff? Lmao! True True, He'll be cuddling with Yoda when I get home I swear!

(518): So you know how i've been getting with Derrick? Yeah well i just got with some other guy at the same party Derricks at ...best part is that he never even realized. Win?

(518): I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.

(518): she got mad at me because i JOKINGLY said that i would kick the CARDBOARD CUTOUTS of jacob and edward if she brought them to PROM. wtf i just realized this is the most pointless conversation I've ever engaged in.

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