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(570):
I decided I needed to add the term "Butterface" to my predictive text dictionary on my phone. Given the fact we've now had 4 nights of intoxicated hookups, I think that counts as the "Next Step" in our relationship she was looking for.
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sent: "lol ok i have the alcohol now all i need is you" recvd: "awwwww i love you too!"
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did u get his digits? (201): yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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Alwssa I slove own cwot you a in an drunk you love Yum?my... Cann anyonee translatee this drunk txt for me?!
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lol hold on i'm grabbin' this damn roach in the basement and comin' back up and i'll tell you how i'm going to possibly make us money
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U were so excited you remembered yer name u kept on telling me it
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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open ur phone for nothing. its great being in control and having your ass in check. who's my bitch? you're my bitch! now close it.
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So my manager just bribed me with a bottle of vodlka. Needless to say i agreed to closing.
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So my manager just bribed me with a bottle of vodlka. Needless to say i agreed to closing.
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So my manager just bribed me with a bottle of vodlka. Needless to say i agreed to closing.
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