Texts from 607

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TEXTS FROM 607

(607): Yo did u know Hellen Keller had a dog? (1-607): Um no lol (607): Haha neither did she

(607): i smoked like 2 huge bowls and a bong..somehow i ended up watching ghostbusters and feel asleep in my ghostbusters costume? DONT remember putting it on

(607): (716)don't worry I picked up my birth control yesterday (607)that's great news (716)yup no babies for us (607)fuck the babies I just don't wanna wear condoms

(607): (607) id get you some big old double ds (716) hahaha wow your crazy (607) you could hide a kilo of coke between your tits we could smuggle drugs, yo we could make mad dough!

(607): (sent) do you think there is something worng with me ? (rvcd) no why ..? (sent) ohh nothing besides the fact i just went thru my phone and i have more pictures of my cat on my phone than i do of guys numbers in my contacts... (rvd) no comment.

(607): My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.

(607): just banged one guy and another showed up naked. weirdest moment of my life ever. EVER. oh dear god. i think im going to hell. i cant wait to tell you this story in the morningggg (315) i'm too young to hear that

(607): Dude...the kid next to me just took his dick piercing out in the middle of class.

(607): Do you have rug burn on your butt cuz i do

(607): Unfortunetly I am stuck at a house with a bunch of girls and it's wine-wednesday which means drink a lot of wine, listen to them wine about their love life and watch nicholas sparks movie. I hate wednesdays.

(607): Dude, he's in my kitchen naked with a plasic spoon stairing at us

(607): Sent: so hows life treating you/ the ladies!? Recv: same ol same ol, get too drunk, blackout and then do regretable things with ugly chicks

(607): Just had explosive diarreha all over my employee bathroom. Didn't wash my hands. Went back to my station; Dipping Strawberries in chocolate. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY! Good thing i fuckin' hate weis markets. Consider this my two weeks notice.

(607): If ur planning to stay in ur room u gotta come up with a new plan sry...This is cuz im gunna take over ur sister's bed and show her some european saturday habits. If u know what i mean ; )

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