Texts from 613

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TEXTS FROM 613

(613): rsvd: ithin I steppe in piza sent: i want pizza! yummy! rsvd: Toe piza ?c sent: preferably not toe pizza, just normal pizza :) rsvd: no

(613): Man Alex is going to watch the george bush guy off madtv do standup!... (1-613) : Matt WTF it's 2 in the morning, why did you wake me up to tell me this?... (613) George bush broo! Woooo!

(613): 613:Why does my phone always die as I'm about to get drunk? 613: Probably Gods way of saving us all from your mass drunk sex texts. 613: shuttup bitch your boyfriend loves them.

(613): If it's not bad enough that I can't get laid, I can not only hear the tramp cats fucking, but also my orgasming 80 year old neighbors, what the FUCK is this!

(613): Rcvd: stfu Sent: gtfo Rcvd: bite me Sent blow me Rcvd: ok Sent: come over Rcvd: on my wayy

(613): I'm just saying, I wasn't aiming for sex this time, but if you want to I'm clearly down, if not..then we don't have to. You dig? R: Wowww..

(613): idk , it just feels like i've been sucking dick for 10 fucking hours.

(613): fingerd my gf in the family van while her parents drove, the dog started lickin my fingers after...

(613): i woke up with her morning wood in my back

(613): My boyfriend was trying to finger me. After poking around for a while down there, he told me he couldn't find my "button to press" because he felt like the "explorer in a dense jungle."

(613): (R) He fucking peed in me! (S) He peed on you? :S (R) NO! HE FUCKING PEED INSIDE OF ME! Told me he was about to blow then pissed in me! Wtf do you say or do to that!

(613): we were gonna have sex but then we just started counting how many times he could make me orgasm. 9.

(613): Received a txt from a guy that stood me up to dick off to Montreal tonight txt me: I want weird things to your hole

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