(614): He just said, "being called hood is like being called cool. its got the same amount of O's in it!!"

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(614): You tried to shower in your shirt, bra, and underwear... by saying that you were showering and doing laundry at the same time.

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(614): I went to a party at his house, saw pictures turned over everywhere. Look at one and Surprise! He has a kid.

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(614): We took the stolen pool, saw the cops, dropped the pool and ran.

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(614): We both hit the hookah and then she told us she had herpes.... BITCH

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(614): sent: he was passed out on the couch with the door open and the lights on

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(614): My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.

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(614): Last Ditch Effort to get some booty before I'm out of commission for my monthly visit...I don't like to beg...unless it's a sure thing

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(614): Received: "I just won the last slice of pizza in rock paper scissors. Win?"

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(614): I found my missing baby. She magically appeared next to the mailbox.

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(614): yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world. (1-614): and what did he say? (614): there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.

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(614): My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex (1-614): You and your mom would make an amazing tag team

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(614): I can taste peoples thoughts...I wish I had a midget pet.

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(614): rec"never have i ever.." sent "been so happy to start my period!!!!"

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