(618): (rcv'd): Have you tried explaining..? (sent): "Yeah mom, i got this nasty cold from sharing a bottle of vodka with ten other people before diving into a creek to escape the cops." I'll go tell her right now.

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(618): (Sent): I can't blieve I just kissed u in front of my boyfriend (Rcvd): I kno, we r so ddrrruunk

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(618): IM FUCKING ROASTED! AND WE JUST CLEANED OUR BOWLS. THEY'RE SO CUTE! (1-618): I fucking love you.

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(618): IM FUCKING ROASTED! AND WE JUST CLEANED OUR BOWLS THEIR SO CUTE!

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(618): Snt- I went to sleep alone but woke up with someone in my bed? Rcvd I did the same except I woke up with a dark haired 15 year old in mine.

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(618): Just used a hammer to open a beer bottle. I'm taking my alcoholism to new heights.

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(618): s; ur hot, have nice tits and im drunk. b there in ten min. r; ur ugly, have a mullet, and im sober. u've got ten seconds to leave or ill mace ur ass.

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(618): i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...

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(618): 417; WAKE THE FUCK UP AND LET ME IN!!!!!!! 618; stop using big letters when reading it the little voice in my head yells and im still hung over!!!

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(618): any sexy girls send me a picture:]

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(618): so "GRAVITRON" is the center piece in the livingroom. Can we move in?! (564) maybe is jared hadn't puked on himself there while watching beavis and butthead do america last week. (618) CURSE YOU JARED

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(618): i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer

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(618): Rec: of course they're hooking up, he has a dick. Sent: yeah but he doesnt use it. its like a shotgun in a gas station. just there in case things get intense or he needs something to scare off the crazies.

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(618): DUDE I ALMOST FIT 2 FISTS IN!!!

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