(702): we watched jersey shore and ended up having sex. lmfao.

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(702): Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.

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(702): So I'm at a suite at the Palms rented by Ashton Kutcher. Demi is dancing around in a black bikini talking abt how fat she is w/Snoop Dogg smoking not a cigarett

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(702): There is a stripper sitting in front of me on the plane.. (775) how do you know she is a stripper? (702) She has the "look" being from Vegas its like a gift you accept from living here so long. Its accepted.

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(702): "I am wearing a wine stained shirt that says SL,UT all time low or high?"

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(702): I just took every freeway and drove across the entire city while smoking a blunt and listening to Lil Wayne to go to the sonic down the street hahaha!

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(702): I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.

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(702): just got head while playing nazi zombies. i am god.

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(702): See ur the kind of friend that I play xbox with not the kind I'd get drunk with

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(702): Reading drunk texts while drunk greatly enhance the experience

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(702): whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want

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(702): she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.

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(702): If he tries talking to me during sex again, So help me God i will smack him in the face.. i'm here to fuck you not hear about your day

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(702): Send cock pics to anonyhomo@hotmail.com

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