Texts from 705

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TEXTS FROM 705

(705): She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that. (905): I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.

(705): sent: he was trying to make me eat KD recieved: so? You eat my KD ! Lol sent: but this time it was mushy.. and felt like I was eating sponge recieved: it's the shrooms dude sent: ooooh yaa ;)

(705): I was peeing, I looked down and saw a magazine with a fat black kid on it... He was eating colly flower

(705): you sat at the beach making loon calls for 45 minutes, it was the happiest i ever saw you when they started calling back.

(705): her boyfriend named the condom Charlie

(705): Get's a text at a bachelor party "Hey man there's strippers comming tonight, better have money ready" 2 good friends of the groom show up with there girlfriends just to stop by and say a quick hi... Run up to girls and start screaming "THE STRIPPERS ARE HERE I HAVE MONEY"

(705): 327: What is happening to me ?! 478: You're chewing Stride Flavor Changing Gum. Here, let me throw water on you.

(705): She said no to me going down on her with a hard hat

(705): Maybe if you weren't such a cum guzzling goblin who is trying to suck dereks soul out through his dick I wouldn't hate your hits bitch!

(705): So I had a party at my house, and I got wasted... Me and my mom are having a heart to heart outside and were hugging for a solid minute, some random guy comes up to us "are you making out HOT! This party needed some action" ...... Turns out my brother actually said that

(705): rcvd: your in trouble. sent: what kind of trouble? rcvd: BIG trouble. sent: how BIG. rcvd: ask him about that one. sent: ohhhhh huge i guess. hot damn.

(705): yes but we got minorly kidnapped at some point during the night. Only for like ten minutes though

(705): We got kidnapped a little and then went to find bagels after diving out of a truck and sprinting. Where'd you go?

(705): I dropped you off for coffee, are you drinking? (705) Affirmative. Its irresonsible to leave me so close to the bar and assume I wont drink

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