(740): She slapped me cause i called her a cum dumpster crack hoe. Was i wrong for calling it as i see it?

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(740): just spent literally 10 minutes trying to figure out where i was, then i realized i somehow got to pats house last night. then i made some cereal.

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(740): (R) And i have a bruise on my ankle from where you decided to run into me with the damn wheelchair. (S) i couldnt control the wheelchair. i probably rolled into you because you forgot to put my kick stand down. (R) well if your drunk ass had been able to put it down yourself we wouldnt have this problem

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(740): butternut squash

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(740): (S)You convinced her that a ramen noodle packet of seasoning was a new brand of powdered condom and sprinkled it on your dick. That wasn't what surprised me though, it was the fact that she believed you and preceded to have sex with you. (R) yea and now she wnt stop telln me that i have the best cock shes ever tasted

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(740): facebook should have a link on ppls profiles to look at their past relationship history

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(740): some guy just got arrested in front of this club and the dj started playing the theme to cops

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(740): I noticed your charm and big dick on our first date.

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(740): I'm really sorry I stepped on your dog's ass crack. Should we take it to the vet?

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(740): Sent: dude really sry about eating all the food in ur fridge last nite. Received: WTF what time were you in my house? Sent: about 4:30, on the plus side, stoned me luvs the food your mom buys.

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(740): Rcvd : he finally asked me to suck his dick.740 Sent: yayyy so you didn't just lay on your back Rcvd: nope .. I was soo excited

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(740): they made squeezable jelly so that drunk people could make pb&j too

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(740): got one months supply of birth control, score! i think September sounds like a good month to use it.

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(740): Sorry about ur girl dumping u bro (419): It's cool when I was packing my stuff I put some icy hot on her dildo

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