(781): I had sex with your brother well i was shitface. he kept trying to get me on top but i thought i was a paraplegic and could only meow. Needless to say we stuck to missionary and doggy.

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(781): ... Ur confusing when ur drink and I'm drunk.

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(781): (sent): dont be jealous of that bitch. you think he actually likes her? hes only talkin to her so he can get his dick wet. the sluts so easy a caveman could do her.

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(781): haha he was like conscious and his eyes were open but 2 drunk to move and rollin way to hard to care...those kids that came with julie were playin the bread game on his bare stomach

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(781): So we just walked into the middle of the woods, and the kid infront of us found an un-opened 12 pack of budlight behind a rock... i deserve to be the sponsor of the new budlight commercial

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(781): all i remember is her yelling at you and you calling her a fucking cunt over and over again

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(781): (sent)He kept saying I was fresh. I didn't know if he was talking about my style or the fact I was sucking him off. (r'cvd) I told you not to have sex with people at church.

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(781): it was like fucking a seasoned veteran

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(781): my mom just booty called me...

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(781): We laid out our plans for the night. Sex chiptole then more sex. I think im in love

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(781): yes, you'd be an great chaperone (617) because I have so many morals.

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(781): Its kinda odd waking up with my pubes shaved in to a smiley face

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(781): (339): pull around cop inside (781): saw him he dosent give a duck:)

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(781): look. i know youre not gay. but you are. and i want you.

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