Texts from 805

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TEXTS FROM 805

(805): Do you think transformers take it up the exhaust pipe? (1-805): Dude when yur drunk you need to stop thinking of crazy shit like that or I'm going to send the psych ward to your house to pick you up (805): It's a yes or no answer

(805): Dude I really wish there was an attack of a 50ft women I want to go spelunking in her vag (1-805): I swear I'm never going to think of spelunking the same way now that you say it like that

(805): I really do not think there was a period of time between taking the tab and it hitting me. One second I was standing outside a porta potty waiting, the next I'm getting a lightshow in space and being licked by hot people of both sexes.

(805): sent: dude guess what happend today! rec'd: what? sent: i got into a fight with some niggers! rec'd: dude.. did you forget that im black? sent: ohhh.. wroongg number.. :)

(805): (Received): Hahaha remember "FUCK the SHUT UP!"? (Sent): haha who's wasted ass said that?! (Received): yours! (Sent): Oh.. (Recieved): Black out? (Sent): Ohhh yeah can't remember shit

(805): So I just had drunk sex with this guy...forgot that I had a tampon in. Three days later somethings sticking outta my vagina. The tampon. :(

(805): (805): Wheres Utah? (805-1): in the US (805): isnt it near Colorado? (805-1): yes its still in america (805)i meant like where in america (805-1): colorado smart 1 (805): what? (805-1): its in colorado (805): what is? (805-1): utah (805): do you know what utah is?

(805): (Sent) When R U taking me for a ryde? (Rec) Ryde? On my bike or me? (sent) Both!!! (rec) Go to the gym first you Carpet scraggler (sent) Should I meet you there tonight or when? (rec) STFU

(805): smoked pot and then basically just laid there in bed eating cookies while googling fat kids.

(805): hey ladies send me some pics.

(805): I don't know dude its usually not this hard to lick my nipples

(805): How many people do you know that can say they hot boxed an igloo

(805): in the mist of hooking up with this dude, he looks at me and goes, do yu have your period? i said no, i looked down and he goes i think you doo.. did yu get any on the couch?

(805): i just had hot hot sex with that senior i was telling u about.. i just found out his GF is in the hospital... with some serious infection...

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