Texts from 831

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TEXTS FROM 831

(831): (831) I cant believe you fucking left me last night. (831) I left you with boobs though. (831) Thats true... I did sleep with boobs last night.

(831): So i asked her to cuddle she said no. I told her I had a big dick, she said no. I told her all I wanted to do was fuck all night, she said yes and then we started fucking and I passed out after throwing up on her. Basically bro, I count it as a win

(831): -you still a virgin? - yes? lol ok y is this an ok question?? lol no not anymore i will definately tell u wen i lose my virginity STOP ASKING! -your a terrible hooker

(831): (Sent) Sounds good! How you're texting normal right now I may never know! (Received) Spell check on black berry :-)

(831): I had planned a special date for me and my boyfriend. I wanted the first time we have sex to be magical. To him, magical was playing WOW and trying to do me at the same time.

(831): It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics

(831): REC- From a scale from 1-10 how drunk are you? SENT- Well I don't know number wise, all I know is I'm at the point where I'm not sure if I'll remember this.

(831): oooo radar cop lol psttt to bad i knew he was there with my radar lol

(831): i woke up on top of a half eaten bag of popcorn, it got all in my bed, there was half chewed popcorn still in my mouth, and in the corner of my bed, i found a nice stash of reese's, oreo's, guacamole chips and an orange.

(831): You're not texting back...idk how I'm suppose to take this.

(831): ??I'm hoping your awake..went to concert with martin..some guy slipped a napkin in my hand that said "seen you across the room, call me" and left a number..

(831): He said 'I can't swoop you up cause I'm faded like a ninja!' and ran through the house karate chopping the air and kicking at his arch nemesis.

(831): Look at us! We are a bunch of stoners trying to play speed!

(831): my best friends sister is on the toilet what should i do? leave her or help her? i think leave her for a good story

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