(845): bouncer- what color are your eyes? me- green/blue bouncer- well the id says blue, so your not going in me- what color do they look... fucking purple?

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(845): Her and her boyfriend are fine. But now her mom is mad at her for throwing up on the dogs.

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(845): -i had sex with the man whore... -was it good?!?! i hope u shaved... -of course i shaved... and it was amazing.. but he asked me who his daddy was. -whatttt -yeahhh....

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(845): im not weird i just wanna put honey all over your body, sprinkle fruity pebbles on it and drink a glass of milk through a bendy straw while exploring your womanly parts in the most affectionate loving way

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(845): 845: Hey just got outta that alcohol class that the court ordered, what are u tryna do tn? 845: yoo come to _____ were getting wasteddd gonna hit the bong more and go out...you interested?

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(845): "you told him we were smoking crack so he wouldn't ask for our weed!"

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(845): (845): o man i just sent the guy i had sex with: i dunno how many girls you hook up with and i know i was the epitome of one night stand but i kindof like you

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(845): ah shit your boy can't go out tonight i gotta explain why there's beer on my shirt and condoms in my pocket to my mom lol

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(845): I had a lot of fun last night, but im pretty sure that was my asshole.

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(845): Just woke up. Not too sure where I am but there's a giraffe in my pocket, I'm assuming it's for you

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(845): Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.

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(845): i can't find my house (1-845): we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago. (845): i'm pretty sure my house moved.

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(845): Dude dena sucks at sex. like i didn't even cum

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(845): i'm in a meeting idk where you a

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