Texts from 904

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TEXTS FROM 904

(904): there's a party in my tummy, so yummy so yummy.

(904): I found myself dressed as a Indian with two indian friends driving from house to house with a keg in my backseat, We weren't just indians, we were chiefs!

(904): I love how all of these chicks that I've banged have their wedding pictures up on FB. All I can think of when I look them is, "I wonder if her husband likes the taste of my dick?"

(904): I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.

(904): "I don't think I'm gonna go to the gym tonight.". "The cat shit all over my bed so neither am I"

(904): Because it's only 5 dollars and "quality time" ...I need to fucking recooperate and get the smell of orgasm out of my hair!

(904): I'm going to have stretch marks around my mouth

(904): my friend and i were really i dont know what but we ended up getting on big sweaters and running around walmart fighting evil villains....you wish you were us.

(904): HOW N WHEN DID I GET THIS DRUNK?? THE "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN" CREW IS LOOKIN GOOD!!

(904): with my grandmother and her lesbian connie, watchin a 50 yr old bum hit on a middleschool girl......i need another shot

(904): Lmao, dude your mom just asked me if we were getting "the Hungries".

(904): recieved: your nose probably wont stop bleeding because you hit yourself in the face w/ a bowling ball lastnight, it didnt phase you when it happened you just fell over & started laughin. sent: how did i get ahold of a damn bowling ball?

(904): (SENT) The nome is lukin at me funy the 1 in the red hat (RECV)the traveling one i know its dumb like that ignore it and it will go away (SENT) its ok its gone now i squished it (RECV) ok.......i dunno how to respond to that (SENT) tequila (RECV) there we go

(904): (REC): Dude remember when I said I was going to dye my hair blonde? (SENT): Dude...you're gonna look like Perez Hilton. (REC): ...so? Or I could bleach it and have white hair. (SENT): Dude. You would STILL look like Perez Hilton.

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