(941): oh allen you bring out my wild side...since ive been a good wookie can i stick my light saber in your space hole?

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(941): Please, maiden. Perhaps it wise if the princess or jester escorted you after the ball.

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(941): My vagina smells like chicken nuggets.......

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(941): Awkward is my middle name, or at least, it should be. Anyway it's a much better name than Jacob.

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(941): Bestiality is illegal son but computer screen is acceptable in society. {SER$G$OH}

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(941): recieved-"sorry! hehahehaheha a donkey";sent-"a donkey"; recieved"yeasshh hehahehha"...does this mean i need new friends??

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(941): Mexicans smell like cheese?!?!?!

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(941): Rainbow titties? Maybe just bisexual, or you're turning him into a lesbian.

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(941): My convo with my mom when she noticed my hickeys: "You have hickeys on your neck." "I know." "Don't do that. It doesn't look good." "I don't think that was the intention." *Disapprovin stare* "I'm taking a nap. Do the dishes."

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(941): Not forever....just until I'm ready to have a nine inch dick shoved up my ass.

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(941): Hahah yeah I said "I don't like sex with all that stupid attached stuff. Quickies are perfect, there's no time for any emotions to get involved" and he goes: "...you're like, an honorary dude!"

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(941): so when i want to remmeber somthing on my computer i save it as a draft on my email,and im going through them and i had one listed "health notes" and i clicked in it..commpletly empty....i goot a 95% on my health final....win? i think so :D lol

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(941): My ass says happy birthday...is tht slutty?

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(941): at the beach. this guy is sitting behind me who has a huge bald spot on his head...and hairpatches on both of his shoulderblades!! im officially grossed out.

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