(949): (949)I took a vote it was pretty funny (714)who voted??? maggie? because she definitely doesn't count. her opinion is completely biased in the fact that she is a dog.

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(949): i feel like you have a lot of not proud moments....

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(949): (sent) I need that hand massage thingg so bad (recvd) yeah those things are great. Saved my balls. (sent) rough night huh? (recvd) best night of my life.

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(949): Good news! My smokin' hot V trail crotch neighbor was at the bar. Best Body I have ever seen! Guess where he works...Power Plant! Wooooohooooo! Lunch in the boys room tomorrow. Gonna play where's Waldo! Yum Penis!

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(949): Don't let them video rape you! (949): Tape*** damn iphone

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(949): oh my god, just saw the cutest dog... should i put it in my mouth?

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(949): I must be the only person who has been taking the contraceptive pill for six years without ever needing to use it as a contraceptive.

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(949): and after tonight, lets just say my teacher will have whole new meaning to "see me after class" on my next paper ;)

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(949): All nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes (613): You're fat. Stop making excuses

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(949): my ass hurts so bad from riding my bike on the 4th i feel like i just got butt-fucked

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(949): I decided to practice putting a condom on with my mouth. Then my roommate walked in on me using my mouth to roll a condom onto a banana.

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(949): Do you ever catch your self in a really deep 5 minute thought, snap your self out of it and say .. " Man im really fckin high.."

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(949): Yes, he's in college and had never fingered a girl before. He's like gorgeous right? Catch this, he starts touching me, we're totally into it and he whispers, "ohhh it feels like warm apple pie." Who says that?!

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(949): If you sext, do you get a phoner?

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