Texts From Last Night (TLN): The Texts From Last Night u shouldn't have sent.
The texts from last night u shouldn’t have sent...
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(519):
(sent) I WANT APPLEBEES. im coming to ur work
(rcvd) haha are you drunk?
(sent) noooo hahaha
(rcvd) you can't come in drunk
(sent) its ok ill just drive in !! i want CARSIDE to go !!
(rcvd) so i take it you went to applebees last night. got there this morning and there was a car where the window used to be :| ?
(559):
So i'm at the gym and on this machine and i realized that opening my legs is MUCH easier than closing them. Bahahah.
(919):
I turned around and scared myself with the mirror.Then i started having a full conversation with myself.Im pretty damn awesome! ;)
(607):
Sent..Dude i lost 10 cards from last night... Rev. yea i found in my pocket this morning... Sent... o sweet were r u.. rev. on ur porch
(13662):
(244): She told me i better watch my back.. (33): what you say ? (244): You better get of yours :pppp
(302):
is it safe to pour schnapps in a vagina? (recvd): not only is that not safe, its invasive (sent): so thats a no then?
(215):
so last night after about a six pack of twisted teas, alottt of beer, and some captain and coke..ended up loosing my bra in someguys backseat.. never planned to see him again. who did i just randomly run into with all my friends? you guessed it! bra boy.
(319):
he said he didn't make the first move but ten minutes earlier he had both of my boobs in his hands shaking them vigorously asking if it tickled.. Strange way to say "i want to bone"
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