(315): I just woke up 20 feet high in a tree, naked. How did I manage this?! Not Vodka. Jesus juice.
Texts From Last Night (TLN): The Texts From Last Night u shouldn't have sent.
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Best Nights
(727): I'm at the airport and there's a guy wear...
(404): Dude...can you like send a girl an Easter b...
(484): Today at work i went outside to clean the m...
(858): just because i like giving head does NOT ma...
(402): He grabbed my tits, then told me that it wa...
Worst Nights
(91): Ya, she was loaded. The dog wouldn't stop ...
(815): I seriously think I have a tan line on my s...
(724): I've had enough of this chick, she wanted ...
(843): he called to say sorry for eating all the a...
(347): Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just fou...
Most Commented
(405): Met hot chick at bar. Went to her place. Fuc...
(908): I didn't have enough money for condoms so i...
(215): I was helping him find his phone, so we trie...
