(631): dude, I was going down on her, she put a jolly rancher in there and told me to go find it. I thought I found it so I bit. It exploded...not a jolly rancher...herpes sack.

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51803 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 months ago

I almost puked all over the place. I can't even go on... how youhave messedup a perfect day!

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51711 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

yeah there actually is a guy that goes to a school near mine that had this happen to him but with a starburst. he told me. i told my friend. we told my bus. shits nasty

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51672 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 7 months ago

i got herpes from just reading this

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51653 (-5 Points) (+0, -5) 7 months ago

fake.

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51563 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 7 months ago

so he didn't waste it right? cause theres starving kids in Africa that have nothing to eat.not even herpes squares

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51537 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

#68 fail!

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51462 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 months ago

Urban legend or not, why the fuck would u post that anywhere???!?!?!!!

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51408 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

ew, that's nasty and wtf #26?

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51397 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 months ago

Fake or not, I just threw up.

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51320 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

WHERE IS THE CANDY GENIUS!?? I MUST FIND HIM.

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51309 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

Nipples

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51267 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

Origanal

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51238 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

yay im 69!

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51185 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 months ago

regardless if its old or not... herpes dont come in sacs. and if they did.. it wouldn't be a square one... jolly ranchers and starbursts are square.... OH and they taste like candy... n vag doesn't.. no matter how much u keep licking lol.. so moral of the story is... if its not the shape of the candy and doesnt taste like it.. ITS NOT THE CANDY GENIUS

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51159 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 months ago

i just threw up in my mouth a little bit

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51103 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

Maybe this texts is a kid texting the joke to someone else, ever think of that?

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51095 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

dude....some kid told me this story like 2 years ago.

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51047 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

seth?

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51003 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

To all those people saying its old... haha! It doesn't just happen to ONE person!!... Sick though...

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51001 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 months ago

just threw up in my mouth ... twice

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50998 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50991 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50992 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50993 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50994 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50995 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50996 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50997 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50990 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50989 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50987 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50988 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50986 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50985 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50983 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50984 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50981 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50982 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50980 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50978 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50979 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50977 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50976 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50975 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50973 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50974 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50972 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :(

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50952 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

Lol heard this story so many times. such a fuckin urban legend. you must have a bad fucking social life if you dont have real stories to post.

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50939 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

i bet that tasted outstanding

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50885 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

well you know she must have some sort of disease if shes asking some dude to find candy in her vag.. i say its his fault lol

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50855 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 months ago

oh god, that's disgusting, i don't care if it's true or not. ewh.

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50850 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 months ago

okay, idc if its true or not, thats just fucking gross!!! i will never be able to eat a jolly rancher again!

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50837 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

wtf is a herpes sack?

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50839 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

You obviously don't want to know.

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50821 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

thats disgusting...

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50815 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

wowsers i just made a mess in my trousers

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50811 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

fuunny

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50799 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

Aw pooor kid, that must SUCK !

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50792 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

nast !

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50784 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

You guys do realize that things can always happen more than once...idiots.

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50786 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

lmfao i've heard starburst, jolly rancher, and skittle.... "it was jolly rancher with a girl in the next school"

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50766 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

Yup, bullshit. It was a Starburst. Still nasty though.

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50765 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

Yup, bullshit. It was a Starburst. Still nasty though.

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50764 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

Yup, bullshit. It was a Starburst. Still nasty though.

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50741 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

hey yo this is fake. this same rumor was going around my school about two people at the next school over 2 years ago. and btw, it was a starburst, not a jolly rancher.

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50727 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

...Herpes...sack...?

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50721 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

Heard this back in high school about a girl from my school. Must be traveling the world now. Just like herpes!

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50719 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

hey buddy, if ur gonna post something, make it original.

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50700 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

funniest thing EVER

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50702 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

heard this before

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50705 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

Lol ew. And there are no sacks

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50678 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

Herpes don't come in sacks but Balls do...

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50677 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

Herpes don't come in sacks

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50664 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

hahahahhahhahahah this girl goes to my school

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50669 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

this story is old ive heard it so many times

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50670 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

this story is old ive heard it so many times

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50659 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

yea thats fake. i heard this before too, and with jolly ranchers.

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50647 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

wtf is a herpes sack??? i feel ill.

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50641 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

urban legend. heard this before with skittles.. why would u bite a jolly rancher???

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50637 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

i think I just puked a lil

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50628 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

thats the grosest thing ive ever heard!

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52869 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

You should have seen my face. Full of disgust. E.W.

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53379 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

epiclly FAKE! heard this story like 8 times last year

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53901 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

HAHAHAHAHHA at # 64

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53902 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

who ever posted this is from my town i have 631 area code too

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54350 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

alll i can say is.....ewww...i will never eat a jollly rancher again

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54501 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

lol @ #9

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55084 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

ewwwwww EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW

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57400 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

wow everybody saying "they heard this story before" or it's fake, even urban legend....ur all gonads. this is a JOKE u tools

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58477 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaa. relax everyone, who cares if its fake, its helluh funny.

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59036 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

I just couldnt ignore! Im so sorry for the guy that posted this... Herpes is NOT CURABLE. Hey atleast maybe you can sue her. like if she knew.

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59201 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

Okay, whether this story is fake or not, it still made me gag a bit.

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59202 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

Okay, whether this story is fake or not, it still made me gag a bit.

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59557 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

even though this is fake, it still makes me fucking yackkkkkkk

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61338 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

I'm going to go throw up now.

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61480 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

WTF

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61731 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

I am more disturbed by the fact that someone from my school posted it than I am from the story itself

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62898 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

heard the story before, i bet your lying, but ive heard of it happening

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63086 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

dude that actually happened to someone two towns over.

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68740 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

holy fk thats not even funny yoo

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72055 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

um even if this fake those 2 words together are nasty

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72309 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

If this ever happened to me I'd fashion a reverse bear trap onto her vagina and set it off like that one person's face, in Saw. And I swear if what I'm saying ends up as a text submission, I'm gonna hunt you down and face-rape you.

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78509 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 months ago

did you have to face rape anyone lol

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72524 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

This is totally disgusting. Even if this shit is fake it shouldnt even be said you piece of shit. thats fucking ridiculous

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76071 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 months ago

I've heard this story since middle school

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77951 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 months ago

""AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOST TRAUMATIZING THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! CAN WE PLEASE GET IT REMOVED FROM THE SIGHT? NOW PLEASE?! :("" If you're going to post something 27 time then atleast learn the difference between "sight" and "site" Go back to 3rd grade shit fuck.

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78512 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 months ago

that shits just nasty hope the poor bastard didnt swallow eeewwwwww im gonna go yack now

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79484 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 months ago

This is nasty dude... nasty.. I think I just got herpes.

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80211 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 months ago

there is no such thing as a herpes sack. go google that shit.

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