(614): went to a strip club for my bachelor party. about to get a lap dance and realized that when she turned around ... it was my mom

Comments: 50


1307 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

did u tip her?




1350 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

OMFG I woulda died. But then again, I wouldn't BE getting a lap dance...at a STRIP club...




1374 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

Happy Mothers Day???




1401 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

This needs to be on FML




1533 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Agreed with #4 ... fucking hilarious. Sucks for you, though, but it made my day better :)




1565 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Definitely FML worthy!! Totally made my jaw drop!




1737 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

These are all so hilarious because they're so clearly true, no way someone just made this up for lulz.




2422 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

oh my... that is quite a situation...




2487 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

AWKWARD!! did she have to take the usual treatment?? lmao jp that shit suck hardbody




3254 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

wtf hahaha damn




4079 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

......oh myy God




4387 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahaha wonder if your friends know a good therapist that prescribes strong drugs




4609 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

hahahahahahahahaha....naw im sorry but...hahahahahahahahahahhahahahah...and to think all those times you just shrugged off the yo mama jokes now id rethink my reaction the next time somone says something oh and...hahahhahhahaha




5599 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

That's what you get for going to a strip club for a bachelor party. Fucking pig.




5765 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lmfao DID you tip her??




6680 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

motherf**cker




6683 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahaha no way!!!




7289 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

lap dance time at home, and mom riding the pole




7816 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hell no she gave me more money for her friends




9761 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

1000 bad night! i am so fucking AWESOME




10868 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

you poor child... I'm sorry I just laughed my butt off but I feel really bad for you




12323 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

Who cares? She's being paid to strip,so fucking strip. The lap dancecan come from another pole dancing whore.




52097 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

I say congratulations! If your mom is hot enough to strip (hopefully in a decent club) more power to her.




16358 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

Oh shit!!




23985 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

ahhhhhhh... the Odipeal dream




25468 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

bullshit




30036 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

Fake!!!!




36295 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

its obviously not fucking true




36803 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

I worry for those who said great night




69429 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

not true




50140 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

two bad findings at the same night. one, you are seen by your mum in a stripclub. two, your mum works in a stripclub. damn dude, that sucks!




44711 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

WOWOWOOWOWOWOWO DAM BOY IM SRRY




44946 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

OMG - thats funny but u poor poor guy..... LMFAO




45030 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

its hard 2 look at her the same way again, makes u realize that every thing u do is always caught by someone. sux man.




50004 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

that didn't happen stfu




48903 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

suicide.... right there man. right there, right in front of her




49007 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

ewww! imagine that surprise...lol




53405 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

FML material..lmao i woulda been pissed.




58864 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

that;s fucking disgusting. feel bad for ya bra




59106 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

MOM?! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!




59552 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

i have a feeling this didnt ACTUALLY happen but was a good idea for MDT and FML




67200 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

dude, this is impossible!!




78832 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 months ago

how is it i came back from iraq went to a strippp club and my aunt walked out on stage threw her a 20 and went to the other stage lol




71444 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

Hope you had your sweat pants on.....LOL




71832 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

wow #14..go back to your little hole or wherever you came from..




72404 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

it could very well be true. i used to baby sit for a neighbour who was stripping to put her self through school because her husband had left and she had no money. and she is still doing it even after she got out of school. moms obviuosly strip and everyone who keeps saying every post is fake is a downerr




72714 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

thats so funny,,but not at the same time lol...




Britt (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

Thats what you get for getting a lapdance when you're about to get married. lame




80046 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 months ago

ha i can just image the talk at the breakfast table in the morning hahahahahahahaha




Hahaha (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 month ago

That's hot, bone her bro!!


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