1350 (-1 Points) 2 years ago
OMFG I woulda died. But then again, I wouldn't BE getting a lap dance...at a STRIP club...
1533 (-1 Points) 2 years ago
Agreed with #4 ... fucking hilarious. Sucks for you, though, but it made my day better :)
1565 (-1 Points) 2 years ago
Definitely FML worthy!! Totally made my jaw drop!
1737 (1 Points) 2 years ago
These are all so hilarious because they're so clearly true, no way someone just made this up for lulz.
2487 (1 Points) 2 years ago
AWKWARD!! did she have to take the usual treatment?? lmao jp that shit suck hardbody
4387 (0 Points) 2 years ago
hahaha wonder if your friends know a good therapist that prescribes strong drugs
4609 (1 Points) 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahaha....naw im sorry but...hahahahahahahahahahhahahahah...and to think all those times you just shrugged off the yo mama jokes now id rethink my reaction the next time somone says something oh and...hahahhahhahaha
5599 (0 Points) 2 years ago
That's what you get for going to a strip club for a bachelor party. Fucking pig.
10868 (0 Points) 2 years ago
you poor child... I'm sorry I just laughed my butt off but I feel really bad for you
12323 (0 Points) 2 years ago
Who cares? She's being paid to strip,so fucking strip. The lap dancecan come from another pole dancing whore.
52097 (0 Points) 2 years ago
I say congratulations! If your mom is hot enough to strip (hopefully in a decent club) more power to her.
50140 (0 Points) 2 years ago
two bad findings at the same night. one, you are seen by your mum in a stripclub. two, your mum works in a stripclub. damn dude, that sucks!
45030 (0 Points) 2 years ago
its hard 2 look at her the same way again, makes u realize that every thing u do is always caught by someone. sux man.
48903 (0 Points) 2 years ago
suicide.... right there man. right there, right in front of her
59552 (0 Points) 2 years ago
i have a feeling this didnt ACTUALLY happen but was a good idea for MDT and FML
78832 (0 Points) 1 year ago
how is it i came back from iraq went to a strippp club and my aunt walked out on stage threw her a 20 and went to the other stage lol
71832 (0 Points) 1 year ago
wow #14..go back to your little hole or wherever you came from..
72404 (0 Points) 1 year ago
it could very well be true. i used to baby sit for a neighbour who was stripping to put her self through school because her husband had left and she had no money. and she is still doing it even after she got out of school. moms obviuosly strip and everyone who keeps saying every post is fake is a downerr
Britt (0 Points) 1 year ago
Thats what you get for getting a lapdance when you're about to get married. lame
80046 (0 Points) 1 year ago
ha i can just image the talk at the breakfast table in the morning hahahahahahahaha
86654 (0 Points) 1 year ago
You could instal a pole in her bedroom for a mother's day gift ;D
86655 (0 Points) 1 year ago
OMG, All of one dollar bills you have ever taken accepted from your mom... eeewwwwwwww!
1307 (8 Points) 2 years ago
did u tip her?