(303): (sent:): "you and josh still trying to have a baby?" (rec'd): "ya, lol its frustrating cuz i get all his little guys but they aren't very good swimmers lol" (sent): "ha. well, i wish i woulda known you needed more. i would have spit." (rec'd): "...?" (sent): "pretend i didn't say that! when i drop him off in a min, he's gonna still be too drunk to think of a good explanation!"

Comments: 45


1308 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

damn, you are just evil! (:




1313 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

damn. i like this girl. evil. like me. lol




1319 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

wow... my jaw just dropped when I read that.... then I realized I prolly looked a lot like this girl and shut my mouth!




1417 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

wtf??




1431 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha men are never to drunk to think of an excuse sometimes there just shit excuses




1440 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

how do you guys do it!? he actually has her convinced that my "little brother" was just being an ass and trying to start drama....i don't even have a brother. but she let him come party with me again last night!!!




1676 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

AND YOU'RE DISGUSTING WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM, CONGRATULATIONS. SUCH A SUCCESS AT LIFE.




1803 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

#7---sounds like u have some daddy issues...ur mad at him not everyone else




2156 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Pretty sure she feels more sorry for you than mad at him.. what do u accomplish by fucking around with a guy who doesnt care about you?




2341 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lol this is classic




2446 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

All I have to say is, missy who said she would have spit, you're a fucked up person and so is the guy. So fuck you cunt.




2563 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

#11 = butthurt




2651 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lmao... what a classy girl.. by classy i mean she's a whore.




2783 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Im trying to have a baby wanna fuck?




2868 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

#14, did u read her shit, she dont want a baby, she wants to be a bitch. n suck dick while being one it looks like. lol




3085 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

ROFL@ #13. you're my effin hero. lol




5151 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

OMG! haha




5710 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Am I the only one who doesn't get it. Is she alluding to the fact that she gave Josh a blowjob prior to dropping him off? If so, how would spitting assist her getting pregnant? Even in a joking way.




5906 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

#18 i think u r the only 1 who doesn't get it. i think she was jus bn a bitch by sayin she swallowed so the other girl would kno. but she was tryin to play it off like her n the girl were still tight i think...




6293 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lol thats fuckin brutal




6316 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I'd cunt punch that girl 'til it looked like bloody hamburger meat! Not because she did that with my boyfriend but because she tried to be a bitch and rub it in my face! Seriously who would wanna stay with a guy who has deformed cum?!?!




6480 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Wow, I read this and thought... that girl must be my soulmate.




6969 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

that is so mean




7074 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lol thats brutal but i must say touche cuz if she swallowed she prolly has every right to talk shit lololol




9149 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

everyone is skipping the fact that this guy is with two girls..one not caring, one not knowing, and both best friends haha this guy has it made




10167 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

The girl sounds like a bitch, the guy is a douche, and the other girl is just stupid and clueless. Winning combination there.




10393 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

lol agreed




12394 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

i dont see why everyone cares so much they all got what they wanted he go his dick sucked she got to be a cunt and the wife stayed an ignorant dumb biatch




16355 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

You should all just make up and have a threesome.




19790 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

lol @ 29




25226 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

i dont get it sum1 plz explain fml




25227 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

oh nvm i got it damn shes got the morals of a dude




29002 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

lm[fuckinq]ao!!! thats funny!




31358 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

damn. the bitch thats tryin to get pregnant calls his sperm "his lil guys"....thats a little ......creepy?




36186 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

i dont get it???????????????????????




69263 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

they're talking about sperm




43637 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

Fuck you number 4




44162 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

#25, i think ur right! lol opposite of fml?




46152 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

I don't get it....




55003 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

oh my gosh that girl is a bitch lol...hahahahahaha omg lol what a conniving whorebag! lol




55753 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

Um- girl who sucked your friends boyfriends dick! It's one thing you did it at all, completely another that you rubbed into her face. You're a poor excuse for a girl, not woman b/c women don't do shit like this, but girls like you will end up alone. I hope you're husband in the future screws every single person you're close to! Get some friggin' therapy you dumb bitch!




56000 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

who said they were friends in the first place. shit happens n maybe she had a reason for gettin back at her... ppl who sit here n say that she is a whore n shit should probably shut their fukin mouths. yall are a bunch of dumb fuck




56286 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

ooooh is sooo dirty!




56623 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

#41 i think it's awesome you stand up for someone you don't know! unless you do know her! haha. but i still think its awesome.




59727 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

i dont even get it?!


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