(shitt): Last Night, "I just took a tequila shot at a bar, then farted thinking no one would notice. there's diarrhea down my leg, its so warm." MDT.

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71 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

Ok, i'd just sit there in the bar until everyone else had left until i'd make my move to leave.

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102 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

rule 1: never trust a fart...

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168 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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998 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

LMFAO...I agree with #1 just hang till you can make a run for it!

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468 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

wow...i def just threw up a lil in my mouth

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539 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

eurgh.

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1244 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lol at It's so warm.

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1254 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

ahahaahahh "its so warm"

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1664 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Nasty ass mofo you are

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1891 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

bahahaha

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2161 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

haha does it smell like tequila?

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2302 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

omg that is the funniest thing i have ever heard in my life.. but totally gross.. hahahaha

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2639 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Poor you X3

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4100 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

omfg, that's hilarious.

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7864 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

ahaha ask them if they got a hose, no need to ruin the night just because of some shitt lol

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8838 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

that is really really sick.

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9372 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

Sounds tasty.

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11748 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

ohh...i just had a baby barf. gross. how is that a best night? that's disgusting.

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21473 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. GROSS.

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28738 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

I'm assuming your from mystic?

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49337 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

this was my post....i blacked out that night, it was literally a mess

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53434 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

should have got a slutt to lick it all up for you..some of them enjoy the cross between a shit and a fart..so shart it right into her mouth like its tequila lool

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53435 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

should have got a slutt to lick it all up for you..some of them enjoy the cross between a shit and a fart..so shart it right into her mouth like its tequila lool

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68689 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

lmao this is great

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71740 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

You deserve it for making a poor joke. This isnt FMylife.com.

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