1734 (-2 Points) 1 year ago
i once cut my penis in half, lengthwise. now its like i have 2 penises. never know when THAT could come in handy.
1806 (0 Points) 1 year ago
hahahahahahahaha @ #2!!!!!!!!!!! poor girl! least you dont have it pierced!!! well, now u kinda do...
2065 (0 Points) 1 year ago
bahahahahahahh that is hilarious i'm sorry, sounds painful but i'm lmfao
2257 (0 Points) 1 year ago
lol #15! that has to fucking kill. go to the doctors and get it fixed D:
2287 (0 Points) 1 year ago
OUCH OUCH AND OUCH..... my piercing didnt even hurt, but reading that did
3552 (1 Points) 1 year ago
WTF. You could bleed to death. Especially the guy who chopped up his johnson. This is fucked.
4608 (-1 Points) 1 year ago
holy shit well thats why you should try a nice electric razor too late for that now that sucks
5207 (-1 Points) 1 year ago
what the fuck!? How do you even do that!??????????????????????????
5610 (0 Points) 1 year ago
oooooowwwwwwwwwww Im sorry but that takes skill to fuck up that badly
5823 (0 Points) 1 year ago
DAMN..... RIP pleasure for the rest of ur life to..
6143 (0 Points) 1 year ago
get the doc to sew it back on! damn if that ever happened to me.....
7569 (0 Points) 1 year ago
is this is even possible? if so why would you even txt that?
10297 (0 Points) 11 months ago
you cant do that you fuckin idiot. you might slice it a little but not even possible.
22687 (0 Points) 10 months ago
ooooh wow literally that is the worst thing ive ever herd!
26669 (0 Points) 10 months ago
I've always been afraid something that would happen... hence why i just get a wax done :) costs a bomb but so worth it... coz well i still got my Clit... and it works just fine... SOrry to rub it in :) and excuse the pun :)
33166 (0 Points) 9 months ago
holy shit, #2! That FUCKING SUCKS! But I smell a sexgod in you
50271 (0 Points) 7 months ago
holy mother fucker. my heart goes out to you... hey number 2 ;D
46657 (-1 Points) 8 months ago
probably caught it because its so big its like a little cock
53292 (0 Points) 7 months ago
OMFG.....tht happened to me 2 nights ago.i mean prolly not tht deep. but it was fuckin scary as shit...
55765 (0 Points) 6 months ago
wtf why are you shaving your clit in the first place? Clits dont grow hair...lmao shaving fail.
59555 (0 Points) 6 months ago
ahahahaha. #58 is funny. and uhhh sucks to be you. shave carefully :)
75858 (0 Points) 3 months ago
i'm sorry, this is very obviously a exaggeration of a shaving cut, why do any of you actually think this is serious?!? x
1716 (0 Points) 1 year ago
oh my god... indeed, RIP clit.