I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

yea #10 what a fag it was a remark made right off the top of his head... not like you who reads other peoples shit and corrects how it should sound. i bet you dont get laid much man

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11046 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

haha!I always though amish was spelled omish cuz they say it like "Om-ish" lolz but whatever!#10...thats stupid!Whatever this is realllly funnny!

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13265 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

im amish girl........and this is still pretty funny :-)

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77685 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 3 months ago

psh right an amish girl with a computer

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13461 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

DUDE! MARRY HER!

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14106 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

Plow me! Boyfriend won't put out....stupid pansy

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15569 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

Whoaa, #17 - dont be a whore. More guys should be like your boyfriend, fuck ..

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15737 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

ahaha if only my boyfriend would say that, he would never have blue balls again ;)

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23969 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

Excuse me, I think I love you.

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51339 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

#31 Excellent!

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25626 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

are you hot #20?..and more importantly, are the "crops" for sale?

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51257 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

hjahhahaah

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51077 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

I said that in front of my girlfriend.....she actually thought it was funny....win

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29145 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

i buy a bale :)

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31744 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

#18 just y? boys who dnt put out are pointless

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36910 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

#15's is an idiot

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42899 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

#23, because choosing to not have sex makes you way more of a person than you will ever be

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43073 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

#15 if you were Amish you wouldn't have a computer... wow your dumb

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43130 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

#26 is an idiot, I live 6 miles from a big amish community, and there are several amish familys with internet and computers. I know it sounds strange, but its true.

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44277 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

#11 is a dumbass.

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46292 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

i used the one in the library

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48885 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

*grinning like an idiot*

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54774 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

*is bowing down to #25*

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56979 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

ha #5

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62309 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

hilarious!!!!

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64067 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

hahahaha

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64139 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

I think this is the single funniest line on this website. its epic dude.

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66527 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

#25, I agree with you. Yet in a literal sense its not that sex is bad, but if your going to have sex for the hell of it instead of with someone important to you(in a romantic way) then its "whorish". No relationship should be based off of sex either way. And for the text.... I think its funny. : )

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1717 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 months ago

That is probably one of the most hilarious entries here haha

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