6737 (0 Points) 1 year ago
I could definitely bone an amish chick right about now
8291 (0 Points) 1 year ago
i think "I would plow her like an amish guy working the field" is better, but thats just me
8361 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Agreed...don't scrutinize the drunken idiot...that line is pure, intoxicated gold
8801 (0 Points) 11 months ago
yea #10 what a fag it was a remark made right off the top of his head... not like you who reads other peoples shit and corrects how it should sound. i bet you dont get laid much man
11046 (0 Points) 11 months ago
haha!I always though amish was spelled omish cuz they say it like "Om-ish" lolz but whatever!#10...thats stupid!Whatever this is realllly funnny!
13265 (0 Points) 11 months ago
im amish girl........and this is still pretty funny :-)
14106 (0 Points) 11 months ago
Plow me! Boyfriend won't put out....stupid pansy
15569 (0 Points) 11 months ago
Whoaa, #17 - dont be a whore. More guys should be like your boyfriend, fuck ..
15737 (0 Points) 11 months ago
ahaha if only my boyfriend would say that, he would never have blue balls again ;)
25626 (0 Points) 10 months ago
are you hot #20?..and more importantly, are the "crops" for sale?
51077 (0 Points) 7 months ago
I said that in front of my girlfriend.....she actually thought it was funny....win
42899 (0 Points) 8 months ago
#23, because choosing to not have sex makes you way more of a person than you will ever be
43073 (0 Points) 8 months ago
#15 if you were Amish you wouldn't have a computer... wow your dumb
43130 (0 Points) 8 months ago
#26 is an idiot, I live 6 miles from a big amish community, and there are several amish familys with internet and computers. I know it sounds strange, but its true.
64139 (0 Points) 5 months ago
I think this is the single funniest line on this website. its epic dude.
66527 (0 Points) 5 months ago
#25, I agree with you. Yet in a literal sense its not that sex is bad, but if your going to have sex for the hell of it instead of with someone important to you(in a romantic way) then its "whorish". No relationship should be based off of sex either way. And for the text.... I think its funny. : )
1717 (0 Points) 2 months ago
That is probably one of the most hilarious entries here haha
2679 (0 Points) 1 year ago
lol that made me laugh so hard