(740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

Comments: 43


2679 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol that made me laugh so hard




3569 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahahahaa




4214 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

haha this stufff i hilarious




5559 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I'm laughing so hard right now, damn. haha.




6545 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

sounds like ohio




6737 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I could definitely bone an amish chick right about now




6823 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

laughing so hard. she must have been something




6824 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hilarious




7200 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Epic




8291 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

i think "I would plow her like an amish guy working the field" is better, but thats just me




8360 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

#10 is an idiot




8361 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

Agreed...don't scrutinize the drunken idiot...that line is pure, intoxicated gold




8801 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

yea #10 what a fag it was a remark made right off the top of his head... not like you who reads other peoples shit and corrects how it should sound. i bet you dont get laid much man




11046 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

haha!I always though amish was spelled omish cuz they say it like "Om-ish" lolz but whatever!#10...thats stupid!Whatever this is realllly funnny!




13265 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

im amish girl........and this is still pretty funny :-)




77685 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 1 year ago

psh right an amish girl with a computer




cchs3456 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

girl you got to learn being Amish these people are trying make fun of you.china is the reason you are Amish now we are owned by china stay Amish stay neutral from countries one owns us all its china.




13461 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

DUDE! MARRY HER!




14106 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Plow me! Boyfriend won't put out....stupid pansy




gunner (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahah ok




15569 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Whoaa, #17 - dont be a whore. More guys should be like your boyfriend, fuck ..




15737 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ahaha if only my boyfriend would say that, he would never have blue balls again ;)




23969 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Excuse me, I think I love you.




51339 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#31 Excellent!




25626 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

are you hot #20?..and more importantly, are the "crops" for sale?




51257 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hjahhahaah




51077 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I said that in front of my girlfriend.....she actually thought it was funny....win




29145 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i buy a bale :)




31744 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#18 just y? boys who dnt put out are pointless




36910 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#15's is an idiot




42899 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#23, because choosing to not have sex makes you way more of a person than you will ever be




43073 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#15 if you were Amish you wouldn't have a computer... wow your dumb




43130 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#26 is an idiot, I live 6 miles from a big amish community, and there are several amish familys with internet and computers. I know it sounds strange, but its true.




44277 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#11 is a dumbass.




46292 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i used the one in the library




48885 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

*grinning like an idiot*




54774 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

*is bowing down to #25*




56979 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ha #5




62309 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hilarious!!!!




64067 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahahaha




64139 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I think this is the single funniest line on this website. its epic dude.




66527 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

#25, I agree with you. Yet in a literal sense its not that sex is bad, but if your going to have sex for the hell of it instead of with someone important to you(in a romantic way) then its "whorish". No relationship should be based off of sex either way. And for the text.... I think its funny. : )




1717 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

That is probably one of the most hilarious entries here haha


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