(423): My gf told me to act like Edward while we were having sex so I bit her turns out "Edward doesn't want to bite Bella" she brok up with for being a bad Edward
You should have broken up with her for asking you to do that.
#3 - Feb 8, 2010 04:28 PM by anonymous
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Fucking Twilight nerds! Why do you people always have to compare your boyfriends to Edward, that motherfucking pussy vampire-wannabe?! Take a shit on the next copy of Twilight (or any of the other books) you so much as fucking SEE.
#6 - Feb 8, 2010 06:50 PM by anonymous
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You should have bitten through her neck and killed her and bathed in her blood muahahahaa
#7 - Feb 8, 2010 07:32 PM by anonymous
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serves you right for even wanting to have anything to do with that movie..... infact man card revocation is in order
#10 - Feb 8, 2010 09:33 PM by anonymous
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you really should be happy, nobody deserved a gf like her. go and look out for a normal girl, good luck!
#12 - Feb 9, 2010 04:18 PM by anonymous
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Pssh. You were a great vampire, even Wesley Snipes bit that bitch in "Blade". She doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about
#13 - Feb 9, 2010 08:42 PM by anonymous
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IF HE DOESN'T BITE HE'S NOT A VAMPIRE. HE'S A GODDAMNED FAIRY- NOW STOP GIVING THE REST OF US WOMEN BAD NAMES D
#15 - Feb 10, 2010 11:26 PM by anonymous
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Should've bit her harder. Or, you know, dated a girl with a brain in her head instead of a fangless sparkly fictional shitbag. Whatever.
#16 - Feb 14, 2010 11:23 PM by anonymous
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thats what you get for going out with a twelve year old.
#17 - Feb 17, 2010 06:19 PM by anonymous
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