(518): you know how you told me my marketing professor was gay, and that I should totally try and tap that? Ran into him at the bar last night. He's straight, and in love with his girlfriend, and now failing me.
you deserve it. maybe try for a woman the next time. the right way
#2 - Feb 17, 2010 10:11 AM by anonymous
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