(905): We're going to get serious for a second. Did you eat all of my toaster strudel when you were high last night?(1-905) yea man im sorry, i made one and realized its got a toaster strudel wife and kids, i cant leave the kids without a father. so i ate the whole family.

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64154 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

LMFAO! Well at least you were considerate!

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64168 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

Agreed. Kudos!

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64179 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

hahahahaha

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64215 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 5 months ago

I laughed so hard, this is probably the best one thats been posted in awhile

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64225 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

Toaster Strudels; The rich man's poptart. :)

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64232 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 5 months ago

lmfaaooo! best one ive seen in a long time

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64233 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 5 months ago

lol. i know! those poor kids. that was like a mercy kill.

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64300 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 5 months ago

A just cause, great man

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64620 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 5 months ago

I haven't read a good post on here in a while, congrats bro ... you did it!

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65353 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

well i'm a girl, haha but thanks!

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68529 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 5 months ago

hahahahha only in canada

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68042 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

Hahahah. Sooo amazing! Thanks you for being great at life. Lol.

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