(905): We're going to get serious for a second. Did you eat all of my toaster strudel when you were high last night?(1-905) yea man im sorry, i made one and realized its got a toaster strudel wife and kids, i cant leave the kids without a father. so i ate the whole family.
I laughed so hard, this is probably the best one thats been posted in awhile
#4 - Feb 8, 2010 10:45 PM by anonymous
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lol. i know! those poor kids. that was like a mercy kill.
#7 - Feb 8, 2010 11:45 PM by anonymous
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I haven't read a good post on here in a while, congrats bro ... you did it!
#9 - Feb 10, 2010 04:35 PM by anonymous
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Hahahah. Sooo amazing! Thanks you for being great at life. Lol.
#11 - Feb 18, 2010 06:31 AM by anonymous
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